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(Alright we’re rolling)
Hello welcome to the
Allston suburban jazz hour
Where we fill your mind
With symbols and signs
To provoke subservience
But in more news
This is Allston suburban jazz
A tradition that is existed since
About a year ago
It is the most important tradition in modern music history
Except for that other one
And that other one
And all those other ones
So
Without further ado
Whatever the fuck that is
Please but it was cool what the fuck?
Who cares we’re masters
Everything we play is the most beautiful sound
We’ve ever heard in our lives
O wait is it rolling?
Yes suburban jazz this is a sound
Let’s do some sounds
Johnson said he lost his head
Walking round a shoreline
Boston winter had made him kinda sad
So he got into his head and pulled out an anchor
Said I’m gonna go for a swim
Drugman sighed
That’s the only other side
The place where I wanna go
If I ever really need to go
Well concrete stairs and mirror images
I’m feeling kinda gleerious
I wanna know just what you’re hiding
Hiding, hiding under those
Ice cold, ice cold flat lines
Ice cold, ice cold blue eyes
Ice cold, ice cold blue eyes
Ice cold, ice cold. ice cold
Yeah, O, yeah I wanna fucking drown
In your eyes
But also really
O, O, O gotta go
With the ol’ tin man and the nice to meet you
He’s got a plan just with putting out a link
He’s got a plan and it’s called the bones you break
O, O
Move, move, move, move, move
Move, move, move, move your body
Move your body
Move your body
Move your body
Move around
Move it to the left and right
And then kinda bend it and
Try to stand on 1 foot
And really try and make that good
Yes
And that’s it folks
That’s how it ends
Hey listeners
You should be ashamed of yourself for listening to this
You should feel bad
And every second you’re just reminded of your own sin
And filth, and rot and disgusting perversion
O masturbating
O no
O no
O no
O no
O no
You’re against God
Stop doing that
Who is this music for?
No one knows
What is this music’s purpose?
I don’t know
Yeah scream
It’s for that dude over there
Walking across the pavement
Yeah
He looks kinda down
He looks like he just lost his job at the dawg impound
But he was kinda getting tired of having to put those
Sad ol’ dear dead dawgs down
So he’s kinda glad
But kinda sad also
At least now
He won’t have to kill another puppy
Yeah
This song is for you
That dude over there across the pavement
I’m glad you won’t have to kill another puppy
But it’s kinda bad you won’t have the money
From your job at the dawg impound
Take a look closer
This man has lizard eyes
He’s staring at you strangely
He’s actually
A kat in a human body
That’s why he works at the dawg impound
He’s a kat in disguise
He doesn’t like dawgs
Doesn’t like dawgs
Doesn’t like dawgs at all
I know better
Then to interfere
With the
Affairs of the kat people
They’ll eat you alive
They’ll scratch your face
And whatcha gonna do
With a scratched up face?
Leave the kat empire alone
This is a warning to
The man in the room
Singing and playing the songs
You don’t talk about the kat empire
You don’t release songs about the kat empire
Or they’ll come to you in the middle of the night
And they will sleep on your chest
And you’ll have allergies
And it won’t be good
That was a bunch of nonsense
That is what suburban jazz is all about
Hahahahah
What the fuck was that?
Ahahaha
It was literally just
It’s like who the fuck is this music for?
It goes all over the place
Then I start talking about this guy across the street
Works the dawg impounds
Yeah it’s always good
Welcome back
Is the tape rolling?
Is it?
Okay
This is
Samala of the Sabiah
Saying suburban jazz is good
Maybe
I think it’s kinda trash low key
Hey everybody have you heard the news?
It’s ringing up and down your head
Hey everybody have you made me confused yeah?
I’m still finishing my 1st cigarette of the morning
I haven’t really started to think yet
Why you trying to fill me with your other thoughts?
I wasn’t giving any mind to hungry children before
I was doing kinda swell
Yeah
I was doing kinda swell
Love me anyway
And I know that you hate
And it goes round your head
That’s the joke, it’s okay
That’s the joke, it’s okay
It goes round your head
I know that she’s laughing at me
But that’s okay because I’m in on the joke
I think it’s funny too
Cause it’s true
It’s true
Yeah
And I just went off course
Because I put my ego in the song
And I wanted to sing about how this guy was making jokes about me
And I was just like nah that’s some wack shit
I don’t wanna listen to this guy telling jokes about me
But I’m just laughing at him anyways
Cause what the fuck am I gonna do
Say dude stop fucking being a dickhead?
Ah fuck
Maybe I could’ve done that
O shit
I can’t believe you twisted my words
Could’ve made it stretch and hurt
Could’ve broken a lil words bones
And so I have to say that
That is cool
I’m sorry thank you for doing the thing
Yes
That’s an end
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry
I’m bragging about being fucking insane
But wait, I can unplug the phone charger
Let’s just take a breath…
Let’s just take a breather
How are you doing dude?
(Good)
This is like
So different from the last psych ward so…
This one is voluntary right
So I can literally leave and go like do cartwheels and like
Fuck around to like my fucking emo metal shit
Ah god it’s so weird
They finally put me back on my meds so…
I’m finally in a psych ward
But they like let me have a safe dose of Adderall at the same time
So I’m not like on some weird shit
That just makes me numb
(Yeah)
You get me?
(Yeah)
No it’s, no it’s strange I swear to God like
This is the next step
Like this is like some big shit actually happening like
I’m gonna get signed to a record label
And I know it sounds fucking stupid
I know, that’s the point
I have to let go of my ego like completely
Like my family has seen this shit like what the fuck?
And it’s not because I’m faking it
It’s because I’ve literally been in that much pain
(I’m listening)
No, no no no this is like
The Murakami
The Infinite Jest
No this is actually some like
God… okay like
I don’t want the doctors to hear this but like literally
Some like Pagan God shit
There is some actual shit happening right now
And like, I swear to Christ
Logically
Logically
Logically
Like I know I can’t prove it
Because of the social media curse
That stops my best fucking music
From like being on social media but like I swear to God
That’s an actual thing
But I’ve been like playing music for the other patients
Yo, these people are like…
Like I’m kinda like
Low key
Low key
Low key become a celebrity in here
Like it’s gonna take a while but it’s gonna happen
No like high key it’s gonna happen
It’s already happening
Like I made a stupid story about…
Making fun of you about how
I’m not gonna sign to your record label
Cause I’m gonna get like an actual industry record label soon
Like I’m gonna get a record deal it’s just gonna happen
Like…
(Um)
No I swear
I know I sound just fucking out of my mind
But we have to be at this point
Bro
Like are we gonna like change the world or not?
Like I’m being fully serious
I have been asleep
I have not been up for nights
Safe doses of both the anti-depressants
And the fucking amphetamine shit
Like safe doses
I wasn’t even on them
Like yesterday, all day
And I was still without any amphetamines or Adderall
Improvising my like
Y’know my thoughts turn into music shit
With no drugs whatsoever
Completely sober
(Mmm)
You understand that if that’s true…
That means that I’m moving in the right direction
That’s like my fucking golden compass shit?
(Mhm)
You understand that right?
(Mhm)
That if the music is coming out when I’m sober
That the golden compass is like
Yo, you’re in the right place
You’re doing the right thing
(Mhm)
No but do you understand how fucking weird this is?
Like are you reading the shit I’m writing?
(Um, yeah just read it today)
It’s weird isn’t it?
But like it’s funny
Like it’s funny right?
(Yeah it’s hilarious)
Good thank you that’s the point
But at the same time
I’m not like doing it on purpose
I’m literally like in the zone
Like the Kenny Werner I am a master at music or some shit
But like in terms of like everything
Like…
Like here’s the thing
I know it’s been really weird
But I’ve got like no embarrassment
I’ve got like…
Yeah, sometimes I get vibed
I still get vibed
I have to like… meditate
And stop the fucking chaos in my mind
(Mmm)
But…
But here’s the thing…
I can unvibe myself
I can get rid of like the fucking
Incel Messiah fucking Kahvi witch curse
Like that’s an actual thing
You get that right?
(Mhm)
You get that Kahvi dancing in pig’s blood like actually fucking
Did some weird fucking like curse shit to all of us?
No no no
I’m being completely fucking serious
I’ve like…
I know I just went for an emotional breakdown
But this isn’t the kind where like
Ah fuck I hate that I’m here
I’m Joker laughing…
Like, I’m doing the fucking Joker laugh thing
(Mhm, mmm)
No like I’m…
I’m literally like Radiohead, In Rainbows
“I’m the next act”
No…
This is fucking weird as shit
Like honestly this is not…
Like just me being crazy this time
It never was really
You saw me like when I had my first like...
Holy shit, what the fuck is going on?
And I show up at Caleb’s house and like
Yo, is he gonna punch me or not?
You remember that stupid shit
And I’m talking about Ivan like yo
He wants to fucking kill homeless people
Fuck him
Do you know how much fucking anger I have inside me?
(Mhm)
No like I never gave a shit
Like everyone’s like yo
“You’re hanging out with Kahvi as a friend but you’re not fucking her?”
And I let their dumb chimp insecurity get into my head
That made me think that I actually gave a shit about having sex with her
Well I mean like, she’s very hot but…
The insecurity part is like…
Yo, I just liked hanging out with her as a friend
And because you guys like…
Got in my fucking head and I didn’t fucking…
Like actually fucking scream at you fucking chimps
Like I’m sorry...
Sorry
It’s not a race thing
You’re all white
Except for Khalil
Does he count as part of like our
Weird fuck shit?
(Wait, who’s not white?)
Khalil?
Does he count as part of our weird fuck shit?
(I don’t think he counts)
(He’s been around like 3 times)
No dude, do you understand this is how I actually think?
Like I’m getting all of you guys
I’m gonna bring you to England
We’re gonna do some weird shit
(I’m down)
Do you?
I know it’s weird but I swear...
Like I’ve been seeing like
(If you pull it off, yeah)
If I pull it off…
But here’s the thing…
I didn’t plan this shit
Like I’m in the zone
I’m not planning any of this
Like if somehow…
Like I was on acid like…
This just happened and I was chosen as the 1
Who like started this shit like…
I don’t fucking know
But here’s the weird part
Here’s the weird part about all of it…
I’m like…
Multiple things at the same time
So it’s like I’m
It’s not multiple personality disorder
I just feel 2 emotions at once
You get that?
(No, not really)
No, I’m literally crying and laughing at the same time
Like not like actually…
(O)
So it’s like when I was on acid
The fucking Kahvi 3 way with Caleb thing…
It’s like yo
This is terrible
I feel really bad
But it’s kind of really cool like knowing that she’s gonna fuck Caleb
And just kind of like being here and feeling how terrible it is
(Um)
You get that I’m like that like that…
O, I hate getting cucked
But I also kind of like getting cucked?
(Um)
(I don’t know, I wouldn’t wanna be cucked)
No, but do you understand like
I’ve never truly understood what the fuck I am?
And like it’s actually something fucking weird?
(Mmm, mhm)
No it’s like…
No like I’m like actually super autistic
I’ve actually just been like creating like
Personality folders in my hard drive
I’m around Jenny for 2 seconds
I come back to you and I’m like yo Andrew
You were a fucking asshole to fucking Jenny
I’m around you for 2 seconds it’s like
Yo Jenny, like you’re being stupid
You get that?
Like I literally don’t control it
(Mmm)
It’s so fucking weird
Like literally my personality changes
Depending on who I’m fucking with
And you know Kahvi and Katie…
You know what pisses me off about them?
They lie about like the fact…
That they were good friends with me…
Because I’m not cool
Like do you get that?
(Mmm)
They literally like…
Yo, I know my memories
Kahvi and Katie…
Literal bad people
Kahvi’s better
Kahvi’s not as bad
She’s actually pretty cool
Like I’ve been sending her the most fucked shit
And Katie the most fucked shit
And like…
Like literally I...
This morning I wake up and I’m like yo Katie
Yo please, no restraining order please
And then I started crying…
Like just literally I cannot stop crying
I fall on the floor
Like the people here are like what’s going on?
And I can’t help it I send her another E-Mail
It’s no longer this scary like…
The scary shit
The psychopath shit
It’s now like…
Yo, I can not stop crying Katie
I know I said I wouldn’t because I’m scared of a restraining order
But I literally cannot stop crying
You know what you did Katie?
You hooked up with me
Like a really like fucking traumatized autistic guy
And you know what you did?
You know what you fucking did?
You expect me to read your social cues
Instead of telling me that you changed your mind
Invited me and Duncan to come to your apartment
Without telling me you changed your mind
I put my head on your feet
You kicked me
Like you understand like how fucked that is?
That she did that?
(Mhm, mmm)
You understand Katie literally fucking abused me
Kahvi not as much cause she like…
Kahvi not really
A little bit
A little bit
A little bit
But Kahvi’s fucked
And I know that Kahvi has a good reason to be fucked
But Katie’s just evil
Like she’s like an actual abuser towards men
(Mmm)
She’s just that
No, she’s like literally like the feminist like
“Ooo, I can’t be bad I’m a woman”
Like do you get that she’s that?
(Mmm, mhm)
Yeah, you get that Katie’s like…
Have you seen…
Like her, the way she changes her aesthetic
And she’s literally become like the…
Fucking colored hair like SJW like stereotype?
Like can you see that?
(Mmm)
Isn’t that fucking weird?
(Mmm, it’s pretty normal)
It must be…
No no but it’s like she subconsciously knows…
She’s full of fucking shit
(Yeah)
It’s so weird
No it’s so weird
You get that there’s like
Weird shit going on with our friend group?
And it’s not just like me being psychotic
You see that?
You’ve always seen it
Like I’m not gonna ever fucking do acid again…
Cause holy shit, I’m on some other shit
No, like I am so fucking autistic
No, like no actually I just like…
I’m one of those like super autistic people
That it’s like, oh wow…
Holy shit
I hear your voice
I’m getting fucking goosebumps like literally…
I think of like fucking like…
Katie or
Kahvi or
Hannah or
Dahlia
There was a dahlia flower in the garden
In the fucking garden of the psych ward
And I started getting hard
From the fucking dahlia flower
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