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Everybody knows no one like poets 

But rappers keep at it 

Like biter tigers 

In spite of most likely getting shot 

 

Poets don’t need to make rhymes 

Don’t need to keep time 

Either or neither 

Makes no difference 

For delivery 

 

Poets don’t need to sell their mind 

And guess what 

They don’t need to buy nothing either right? 

 

Let me ask you something 

What? 

All this fucking stuff 

It’s not liminal 

It’s subliminal 

 

Get crazy on the street 

Make your body tweet 

Take opportunity 

Live with impunity 

 

Freshen up 

Be sweet 

 

Gallop with the horse 

Reach into ravines 

Run with the wind 

For the true obscene 

 

I’m not saying life is endless 

Just get it on again 

You can’t get nirvana 

Downstairs at the bodega 

 

You can’t grow in a strangled town 

So loosen up the handles 

Bring out the bengals 

 

What I mean is U be U 

Like in W 

Yes 

I have sung young 

And handled blood toned tongs 

And driven death into song 

And driven song into breath 

 

Brandished the gun 

Shooting the lung 

On the face 

The stomach 

Or the heart 

Have done everyone 

Much more than once 

 

No kidding hon 

No joking son 

Flooding mountain 

 

Come to the valley flood 

You brung water and blood 

Undertows of mud 

Undertones of swallowed love 

 

Like I swung young 

Like I sung young 

My mother myth 

To magic sprung 

From zeppelin sponge 

Her red hook 

Cut out 

My hungry tongue 

 

Tumbling froth 

Lunge mountain 

Lunge mountain down 

In banks 

Out of banks 

Wrung the last 

I could wring 

From my heart trust 

Done the most lust 

I could 

 

To make the sounds 

Sound sung 

Driving down the highway 

At the break of day 

 

I spot 3 figures 

Moving a foot 

In a field of stray 

 

It was still the dark side of dawn 

So hard to tell 

Something funny about them 

They didn’t seem okay 

 

I stop the truck 

Get my gun off the rack 

Put my heels on that hard paved road 

And shout hey 

 

Well just then 

The rising sun 

Cracks the eastern ridge 

And floods the plain 

 

The 3 freeze a sec 

In the instant light 

Focusing straight my way 

 

Like a camera click 

My ocular nerves pick up these guys 

Are me 

 

Younger versions no doubt 

But identical 

And exactly 

Yours truly 

 

Me 

Me 

Me 

Me 

Me 

Me 

 

Whatcha looking at old man they laugh 

And launch into a run 

Toward me and my truck 

 

At the waning moment 

I jump back in 

And hightail it off 

 

Feeling dumb 

I didn’t shoot the fucks 

 

It’s a clone encrusted 

Freak infested 

Clown show on earth 

 

All you can do 

Is live by your you 

 

Stay 30 grit 

Don’t get yourself bit 

And keep on sifting 

The dirt 

 

I get back home 

To my house on the hill 

Fuzzy and feeling used 

 

My wife Ann asks 

Where you been all night? 

 

Fucking girls 

Fucking boys 

You satisfied? 

 

Seriously Bill 

Have you been 

Back at that cave 

Stritching around for old bones 

To keep yourself young? 

 

Yes I was 

 

Didn’t last week 

You cut yourself bad there 

And drop blood in the dust? 

 

I admitted I did 

 

Well that wasn’t good 

I told you that 

100 times 

 

A call comes in on her cell 

Ann answered 

As I took a swell of beer 

 

She gets off and says 

That was Joan 

There’s been a kill 

At Funnel Creek 

 

Where it goes into the river 

I think it’s the Browns 

You want to go check? 

Yeah let’s go I said 

 

It’s a clone encrusted 

Freak infested 

Shit show of a world 

 

All you can do is 

Live your best you 

 

Stay 30 grit 

Don’t get yourself bit 

And keep on sifting 

The dirt 

 

We get there 

And sure enough 

There’s been a slaughter 

 

The Brown parents dead 

And their 2 daughters 

Bad shit 

 

Don’t want to get into it 

Except some people present claim 

They saw me coming and going 

To and from the Browns 

In broad daylight 

Along the road 

 

You did this Bill 

No it wasn’t me 

Yes it was 

 

They put me under arrest 

And now I’m in jail without bail 

My clones did this to me 

 

My wife comes and visits me 

Once a month 

Says with binoculars 

Good ones 

 

On the far side of the canyon 

She scopes the cave 

And sees 1’s, 2’s and 3’s 

Of me 

Slipping out 

 

Bivouacking down rocks 

Perfectly free 

 

Will they all be criminals? 

Maybe 

Maybe some will get a PHD 

 

Not mutually exclusive 

1st, 2nd or 3rd degree 

 

It’s a clone encrusted 

Freak infested 

Shit show of a world 

 

All you can do is 

Live your best true 

Stay 30 grit 

 

(Spongebob) 

 

Don’t get yourself bit 

And keep on sifting 

The dirt 

Here’s the starting line 

On your mark 

Get set 

Go 

 

What the hell clowns 

You all jumped the gun 

Line up again 

 

You fuck up this time 

I’ll expel the bunch of you 

From the competition 

Don’t think I won’t 

 

I’m used to canceling 

At the drop of a pin 

 

Okay so you ready now 

On your mark 

Get set 

Go 

 

Jackamo does coke 

With Parker-Poo down 

In Chinatown 

 

Under the bridge 

At Mr. Fong’s 

 

Fed up rats 

Grounge for scraps 

In the alley 

Till the sun comes up 

 

You could use this sketch 

To roll out a flick 

Like high as kites 

 

And before everyone wakes up 

Let’s jack some Richard Prince 

From the gallery 

And flash his ass 

On social media 

 

How about a handsome ransom 

From the Prince 

Or maybe not 

 

But who knows these days 

What does and doesn’t play 

 

Either I get your goose 

Or you get desecrated 

Some other way 

 

Sad to say 

You’ve had your day 

Time to go away 

 

Not to change the subject too quick 

But in certain contexts 

Love wipes you clean 

Like walking in on a sex scene 

You didn’t mean to find 

 

Minds get dangerous 

Especially when deranged 

 

Poor Jackamo 

Poor Parker-Poo 

 

Jackamo drank 

A whole bunch of booze 

With his pap 

In the divest bar 

On Wall Street 

Since noon 

 

Parker-Poo 

Stands knee deep 

At the end of a thing 

With someone dear 

 

From here 

That cat in the bag 

Gets loose 

 

Given the right mix 

Of creativity 

With deviance 

Anything can happen 

No doubt 

 

Misery and mastery 

Stick it right 

Where it really hurts 

 

Sado-Masochism 

Basic Modernism 101 

 

The buildings brighten 

Out the window 

 

What’s frightening 

What really scares me 

Is my shadow 

I forgot I had 1 

And now it really freaks me out 

 

I woke up this morning 

And I knew I was dead 

 

Calm down okay 

You still have access to money right 

 

You don’t have to beg 

In front of McDonald’s or something 

Not sure about that 

 

Helen grabbed my poor ass 

Off the street 

And made me her toy 

In Troy 

But the bitch ditched me 

 

At least I’m not wearing a mask 

In the shower 

There is that 

 

Bright and bushy tailed as ever 

Where's that rat 

Poet brats 

 

The biggest leaf 

Of my geranium 

Has gone yellow 

I’m going to nick it 

Off 

Alimony 

Palimony 

Abalone 

Pox of posies 

 

We lived like kings 

Now we’re stuck at home 

We got rings 

In our nosies 

 

Watch this big pharma 

I will karma-lize 

You guys till 

You cry your beans out 

 

Don’t think you’ll survive without me 

If I’m going out 

You’re coming with me 

 

I’m the one 

Who gets things done 

 

If I take a bad turn 

Burn me up 

Don’t forsake me 

 

Stash my ash in an urn 

Or rake me in the dirt 

 

Fallopian 

Cantaloupe 

Utopian 

Antelope 

 

Be cool 

Don’t lock the door 

To the bathroom 

 

Get the loan 

Disown your fam 

Go on the lam 

Start an Ashram 

 

Man you go out every night 

You’re like a socialite 

Central Valley 

Sweet raisin 

 

Give me cauliflower 

Give me sex by the hour 

In Fresno 

 

Set me up in Chico 

With the freakos 

 

I got restless toe syndrome and covid 

I need to shoot my wad 

At the homeless camp 

 

Casino to bet crypto 

On a big guy MMA bout 

In Lodi 

 

If we win 

Me, my sis and my bros 

Get gonzo billions 

Looking at trillions 

 

Criticize 

I mean ostracize 

Me in Sacramento 

 

I’m scouting for water 

And an otter 

And my long lost 

Runaway daughter 

 

All you gay guys 

Lead such great lives 

As new age sages 

In San Francisco 

 

I guess you do do that 

Cause someone loves you 

On Sunset Strip 

Of the rainbow 

 

Watch out though 

For opioids and poppers 

 

And androids 

And especially keep an eye on 

Bakersfield 

 

The lizoid cops there 

Eat boys and girls 

For serial killer breakfast 

 

Wild mountain fires rage 

Smell the burning sage 

Turn the page in the smoke 

 

All the leaves are brown 

And the sky is gray 

 

Nothing to see here 

Hey Alcatraz 

I mean San Quentin 

 

When’s the next 

Scheduled execution 

But I’m not stupid 

 

Seems like 

Some fucked up shit 

Maybe I do need to 

Get electrocuted 

 

I mean with no blame 

Entire lives 

Go up in flames 

 

Gonna take a napa 

A shot of Grappa 

And sip some Grigio 

Before my hair 

Gets singed off 

Like Smokey the Bear 

On the ridge-eo 

 

(Kurt Schittwas) 

 

On the ridge-eo 

Smoking on the ridge-eo 

 

(I've got a mango) 

(Box it up and send it away) 

 

Truckers to Bakersfield 

And truckers to the east coast 

 

But I’m not done yet 

California dreamin’

 

You did too much 

Damage to my thought 

Process to let you off 

The hook like that 

 

Fuck that 

Fuck that 

 

California 

Amazin’ raisin 

 

Gag on your swag 

Gag on your oak aged 

Vanilla notes 

Smooth and nice 

In wine and liquor 

Gag on your life 

 

Or just take it chill 

Your private eyes 

Know precisely 

Who’s doing who 

And what loads the dice 

 

Lemme see your ID 

 

Who’s Bugatti? 

Who’s Vice? 

Or I don’t know 

Is there any there there 

Left there? 

 

Whole thing 

Just Grand Theft Auto 

Are you all fucking like 

Plato? 

 

ID 

 

Fuck that 

 

ID or starve 

ID or starve 

ID or starve 

Identification 

 

ID 

Identification 

Or you will starve to death 

I will never see the end of this 

They will 

They will 

 

Control everybody 

And there's nothing I can do about it 

I must sit here and weep 

I must weep 

 

Cause it's identification or starve 

Cause it's identification or starve 

Identification 

Identification 

 

ID 

ID 

ID 

ID 

 

ID or starve 

 

You and me 

ID 

So I got down on my knees 

And I began to pray 

To say what the fuck is this? 

 

This state is in a 

State of dysfunction 

On a scale of 39.5 billion 

 

Guess what? 

Like that 

It don’t take much 

To light the match 

 

Facade and mirage 

Love at 1st lay 

Look I know the game 

 

I’ve gone up canyon roads 

Overgrown with flora 

With houses perched on stilts 

 

I’ve viewed magnificent vistas 

Upon the Pacific 

 

From private abodes 

I know what counts 

On the west coast is 

Fidelity in sight and sound 

Relationships 

 

No way 

In San Jose 

 

Faithful in trust? 

You must be kidding me 

 

ID or starve 

ID or starve 

ID or starve 

ID 

 

ID 

ID 

ID 

ID 

ID 

ID 

ID 

ID 

 

I see 

I see it 

I know 

I know 

I can't believe it 

 

I will never believe it 

I can't believe it 

I will never believe it 

I will not believe 

 

ID 

 

You must be kidding me 

 

(I need to see ID)

 

Alright so 

Just play on SM replay 

Your best day 

Take your language lips 

And ripped off looks 

 

And crimp the opposition 

On your way 

To The Perfect Trip 

 

The Perfect Trip 

 

Take your way 

On your way to The Perfect Trip 

 

Doesn’t matter 

If everyone else thinks you’re jerks 

 

Which I think is fine 

At least we like what you write 

Even though none of you read 

 

Such a prime apothegm is 

Don’t read what you write 

 

Such a Golden State 

Most valuable gem 

 

That’s all right 

Don’t read anyone 

Especially not Didion 

 

She’s just a spy 

In the house of love 

 

Poor old Cali 

You were once fruit of the loom 

Now you’re just 

Another failed dream 

 

Hate to end it this way 

So I won’t 

To be continued... 

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