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We’ll take them out today, ooh ooh what’d we say? 

We’ll take them out today, ooh ooh what’d we say? 

We’ll take them out today 

Upon the Xmas Day 

Gotta make our case 

Win the reindeer games 

 

Goddamn hounds 

They’re looking at us now 

No sense of town 

So we flip em upside down 

Jestas know there’s 

Snowhere to go 

 

(I dream of a white Xmas)

 

The Jestas in town have blown out the hounds 

And all we gotta do is pick up the crown 

A left hand lust, A right hand trust 

The losers in town are dying on us 

 

Goddamn hounds 

They’re looking at us now 

No sense of town 

So we flip em upside down 

Jestas know there’s 

Snowhere to go 

I like it with lime 

I like it with ice 

I like it with french fries 

I like it with Burger King 

 

I like it with chicken tenders 

I like it with pizza 

I like it with Chuk o’ Cheese 

I like it with butterscotch 

 

I like it with steak 

I like it with lime 

I like it with ice 

I like it with french fries 

 

I like it with Burger King 

I like it with chicken tenders 

I like it with pizza 

I like it with Chuk o’ Cheese 

 

I like it with butterscotch 

I like it with steak 

I like it with lime 

I like it with ice 

 

Ho ho ho 

Merry Xmas 

It fell about a Xmas time, and a ________ time it was then 

When our good wife had some puddings ________ in a pan 

The wind it blew from north to south, and it ________ onto the floor 

Said our good man to his good wife, “get up and bar the door” 

“My________ is in the mixing bowl as well that you can see 

It’s not been barred this hundred year; it’ll not be barred by me” 

They made a pact between themselves; they made it ________ and sure 

“Who ere should speak the first word, should ________ and bar the door!” 

 

By there came two gentlemen at 12 o’clock at night 

There they saw the man and wife by their candlelight 

“Have we found a ________ man’s house, or is it that you’re poor?” 

But neither ________ would speak a ________ for barrin’ up the door 

 

First they ________ the white puddings, and then the ________ the black 

O and though the good wife ________ a lot yet not a word she spak 

Said one traveler to the other “you can ________ a knife 

So, you shave off the old man’s ________ and I will ________ his wife” 

 

“There’s no hot ________ in the house, and what shall I do then?” 

“Why don’t you use the ________ that’s been boilin’ in the pan” 

Then up jumped our good man, and an ________ man was he 

“Why’d you________ my wife before my eyes and shave my ________ with gravy?” 

Then up ________ our good wife and ________ around the floor 

“Admit it now, you’ve spoken first, get up and bar the door!” 

 

“Admit it now, you’ve spoken first, get up and bar the door!” 

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