We’ll take them out today, ooh ooh what’d we say?
We’ll take them out today, ooh ooh what’d we say?
We’ll take them out today
Upon the Xmas Day
Gotta make our case
Win the reindeer games
Goddamn hounds
They’re looking at us now
No sense of town
So we flip em upside down
Jestas know there’s
Snowhere to go
(I dream of a white Xmas)
The Jestas in town have blown out the hounds
And all we gotta do is pick up the crown
A left hand lust, A right hand trust
The losers in town are dying on us
Goddamn hounds
They’re looking at us now
No sense of town
So we flip em upside down
Jestas know there’s
Snowhere to go
I like it with lime
I like it with ice
I like it with french fries
I like it with Burger King
I like it with chicken tenders
I like it with pizza
I like it with Chuk o’ Cheese
I like it with butterscotch
I like it with steak
I like it with lime
I like it with ice
I like it with french fries
I like it with Burger King
I like it with chicken tenders
I like it with pizza
I like it with Chuk o’ Cheese
I like it with butterscotch
I like it with steak
I like it with lime
I like it with ice
Ho ho ho
Merry Xmas
It fell about a Xmas time, and a ________ time it was then
When our good wife had some puddings ________ in a pan
The wind it blew from north to south, and it ________ onto the floor
Said our good man to his good wife, “get up and bar the door”
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“My________ is in the mixing bowl as well that you can see
It’s not been barred this hundred year; it’ll not be barred by me”
They made a pact between themselves; they made it ________ and sure
“Who ere should speak the first word, should ________ and bar the door!”
By there came two gentlemen at 12 o’clock at night
There they saw the man and wife by their candlelight
“Have we found a ________ man’s house, or is it that you’re poor?”
But neither ________ would speak a ________ for barrin’ up the door
First they ________ the white puddings, and then the ________ the black
O and though the good wife ________ a lot yet not a word she spak
Said one traveler to the other “you can ________ a knife
So, you shave off the old man’s ________ and I will ________ his wife”
“There’s no hot ________ in the house, and what shall I do then?”
“Why don’t you use the ________ that’s been boilin’ in the pan”
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Then up jumped our good man, and an ________ man was he
“Why’d you________ my wife before my eyes and shave my ________ with gravy?”
Then up ________ our good wife and ________ around the floor
“Admit it now, you’ve spoken first, get up and bar the door!”
“Admit it now, you’ve spoken first, get up and bar the door!”